This is Probably a Mismanagement of My Time

 

This is what a literary essay in work looks like:

 

Mrsbear Outnumbered

Professor Wispy Hair

LIT 4321

27 November 2011

<Insert Title Here>

This is the beginning of my paper about The Novel We Read. This is where I put my thesis statement. This is where I put my supporting statements.

The rest of my paper will go here, in subsequent paragraphs where I continue to prove my argument.

This is yet another succinct and well thought out paragraph that is full of nuance and insight.

This paragraph is more solid than the last. I am wowing the reader with my powers of persuasion and indisputable evidence to corroborate my theories.

This is the paragraph where I tie it all together with a flourish. The reader is moved to tears. This is the part where the professor decides to give me an A+ only because there is no higher estimation with which to judge my sublime work.

<The End>

I’m pretty sure tacking <The End> on after the conclusion would guarantee at least a ten point deduction.

I should probably put a little more time into my research, a little less time into my creative delays.


 

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8 Responses to This is Probably a Mismanagement of My Time

  1. Creative delays will actually increase work output by 10%, therefore reducing the amount of time on the project. True story! *
    *Actual research confirming this theory is still being tested as the team behind it is playing Angry Birds…

  2. I did so much of this sort of planning in my head when I was looking to write back in college. I don’t think I formalized it by writing it down, but this was my thought process.

  3. I can’t believe you wrote a post about procrastinating WHILE you were procrastinating. Shame shame, I know your name. Glad you got around to doing the paper though.

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